Why do I always get headaches when I have to be in social situations? Is it too much smiling? Not enough breathing? Tight shoes? I don’t know. I got over being nervous in front of crowds a long time ago. I’m really not bothered by standing up in front of a group of people any more. But, put me at a table in dress up clothes with more than one fork and I get all stiff and awkward. It’s not that I don’t know which fork to use – most of the time. I’m not a Peppermint Patty who doesn’t know how to act right outside of a baseball game (or, in my case a hockey game). I’m not a rube. I think I have social graces enough to get by. I just really, really, really dislike events. Where’s the Tylenol?